I always suspected Chelsea Handler to have slept her way to the top…even Stevie Wonder could see that! Now I’m hearing confirmation that the late night television host has in fact joined the ranks of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, by having a sex tape.
Chelsea’s sex tape was reportedly shot when she first moved to Hollywood, about a decade ago.
Here’s what folks over at Radaronline.com, who watched the racy tape, say they saw:
It begins with Chelsea first introducing herself before beginning a stand-up comic routine. They say the next scene is Chelsea getting banged while she’s on all fours…Doggie Style, by a dude with a British accent. After the explicit xxx scene, the tape returns to Chelsea doing a stand-up comedy routine.
Here’s what Chelsea had to say in her defense: “
I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for (expletive) years!”
Here’s what I gotta say about a chic who introduces herself before getting smashed, while being taped: Chelsea will probably now do what any smart person in America would do, and blame it on the alcohol.
Know why? Because this bitch drinks Belvedere vodka like I drink vitamin water. If you don’t believe me, Ask her ex-boyfriend/boss Ted Tarbert.